I hurt all over…seriously…
— Me (stay tuned to find out why)
Health food may be food for the conscience, but Oreos taste a hell of a lot better.
— Robert Redford (via sqpeg)
I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
— Unknown but I wish I said it…
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
— Me (I’m sick…and it’s a little frustrating.)
Get a bicycle. You will not regret it if you live.
— Mark Twain
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